i’m curious what’s your sign and would u rather have elf ears or fangs? and why?
everyone: “don’t date them they’re a huge mess”
virgo and pisces:
Who Should The Signs Date?
Aries: Sagittarius, Aquarius, Gemini.
Taurus: Cancer, Capricorn, Pisces.
Cancer: Taurus, Pisces, Scorpio.
Gemini: Libra, Sagittarius, Aries.
Leo: Sagittarius, Capricorn,Libra.
Virgo: Capricorn. One and only otp.
Libra: Gemini, Sagittarius, Aquarius.
Scorpio: Aquarius, Pisces, and honestly everyone else.
Sagittarius: Aries, Gemini, Leo.
Capricorn: Virgo, Leo, Taurus.
Aquarius: Scorpio, Aries, Libra.
Pisces: Cancer, Taurus, Scorpio.
*Note: You haven’t lived until you date the first one mentioned for your sign, I promise.
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can you do a what kind of gf each sign is
Aries: the adventurer, she will be your human alarm clock and morning coffee all into one, she will tease you a lot and say ‘just kidding!’ at the end of it, she is very touchy-feely, warm and has a heart of gold. her love is priceless and strong. you’ll wake up with her in a tent in a foreign country as she sleeps nosily next to you and you’ll pull her in closer with a smile on your face.
Taurus: the poet, the one that relates every song she hears, movie she watches, and poem she reads, to you. she cares for you like no other with every empathetic bone in her body. she will love you through the very roughest of times. you can never win an argument against her though. when she is sad, when she is happy, when she is angry: everything she says will sound like a poem and you’ll wonder how you got so lucky.
Gemini: the kitten, she will make every day different, her kisses will slow time, her laugh will echo through your bones and sometimes you will get annoyed that she is so loud but when she is gone, the silence will feel like torture. she is playful and erratic, she studies you every day and leans you slowly. she guards her heart like a game but gives you whispers of walkthroughs in her smile.
Cancer: the daydream, the one that isn’t afraid to tell you how much she loves you every single day. will avoid confrontation like the plague. she will want to do every romantic thing in the book with you like slow dance in the kitchen at 2am while you make dinner together. she could write you a novel about the little things she loves about you that no one else even notices. she feels like home.
Leo: the pleaser, she will want to share her life with you, will be very open, loving and generous. her friends become your friends. will not stop taking selfies of you two together though. she will indulge in your happiness. she will make time for you through her busy day as if you two are the only sole survivors of an apocalypse. she will protect you from the things she had to endure.
Virgo: the submissive, likes to pretend she is tough and in control but she is willing to do anything you ask of her tbh. she likes to make you happy and see you smile. she wants to be your best friend and the love of your life at the same time. she can get snappy when she’s having a bad day but most of the time is very chill and humorous. she’s the type to drop all her work and show up for you when you most need it.
Libra: the mediator, the intellectual, the flirt. she will wake you up with rose petals but make you chase her all day. she loves to just talk to you 24/7 and keep the peace. she’s the type to plan a busy day for the both of you tomorrow but she won’t wake you up because she thinks you look too perfect and you’ll both spend the whole day cuddling instead.
Scorpio: the warrior- will never want to leave you no matter how badly you treat her but can make your life a passive aggressive hell instead. she will respect you, always listen to you and court you- she’ll want to tell you her deepest pains at 3 in the morning while you sleep as if you are her own personal diary. she’s the type to show up in the rain at 2am after a fight and angrily kiss you without saying a word, it’ll feel like heaven and hell collided.
Sagittarius: the traveller, she’ll travel your mind in ways you never thought someone could- she’ll ask just the right questions to known you better than you know yourself. she always knows what’s wrong and she always knows what to say. she’s the girl to tell you how it is, she doesn’t live in a fairytale but she makes reality seem like a dream. when you lay in bed with her at night you’ll be pinching yourself to make sure.
Capricorn: the teacher, she’ll teach you how it’s like to live as her, she’ll teach you how to be a better person. she’ll teach you so many things about yourself that you feel lost without her. she puts her walls high, but she expects you to make the effort if you care about her. she is deeply romantic and compassionate: her love with soothe any pain you face throughout your days and she’ll teach you that you’re never alone in anything you do if you have her.
Aquarius: the stranger, she’s so wonderfully unique and insane you’ll never find a love like hers again. she’s like flirting with a stranger on the train. she’s the most interesting conversation you’ve ever had. she’s like a once-in-a-lifetime photo captured, right in front of you. she will detach much like a stranger, then go all in like you’ve known her your whole life. she’ll make you question everything about love and it’s purpose, you will decide it is painful and strange, and yet you will still fall madly for her.
Pisces: the princess, once you slay the dragon and make her yours, she will sacrifice a lot for you and work to keep you happy. she will introduce you to her perfect dreamland and provide a place at the throne. to her, you are royalty and she treats you like you are irreplaceable. she is a princess: graceful, friendly, strong. she loves to be loved, by you, and everyone. she dreams of a prince who can make her feel as loved as the heroines she constantly reads about.
also look at your venus sign!
Today’s Horoscope
Aries - Today will be full of emotion. Use it as a creative oitlit, and try not to take anything from your loved ones to personal.
Taurus - Today you’ll be short sighted, and won’t be able to focus on much. If you’re not careful, you won’t get much done. Don’t get yourself down about it, just work hard as you can.
Gemini - You’re probably gonna feel trapped, and it might have something to do with your parents/guardians. Just make sure you get through the day, tommorrow will come.
Cancer - things are gonna aline for you today. The cards say marriage, so at least one of you is getting cake.
Leo - Today you will feel full of purpose. It’ll be a bit easier to focus on your goal today. Be patient, work hard.
Virgo - You’re broke and lonely today. Make an effort to reach out to friends, they’re there even if you don’t think about them.
Libra - You’re likely to miss an opportunity today. Try to think it through before you give your answer.
Scorpio - You’ve burned yourself out. Take it easier.
Sagittarius - Today is gonna be full of a lot of changes. Either in the people around your or your life moving foward. Do your laundry, you’ll want those cloths clean tommorrow.
Aquarius - Today you have the opportunity to forgive and forget. It’ll make you feel better. This does not mean get back together with your ex, just release the tension and anger.
Pisces - You’re feeling overwhelmed. You’re taking to much control. Sit back and take a deep breath, let them make their own choices.
Tumblr staff - There will still be porn bots everywhere today. The cards say admit your mistakes and either ban male presenting nipples too or maybe just ban bots instead os all of tumblr porn blogs.
Take it with a grain of salt (or pound), today is just a passing moment.
Except you tumblr staff. You’re screwed.
2019
Aries: you’re about to find yourself. it’s about to be hard, scary, and it almost might seem unbearable. you’re going to reach new highs that you’ve never thought you would, and maybe some new lows that will rock you. but, you’re about to find positivity within all the moments that you have. you’re about to understand yourself and your limits more than ever. you’re going to realize that all the strength you’ve ever needed was always inside of you. all of it was fucking worth it, you’re going to feel all of this.
Taurus: you are going to be in a huge transition period this year. you’re going to find immense change in your own world. it might scare you to your core, but it’s exactly what you needed. new things and new people and a new life. most of all, a totally new perspective. you’re going to open your eyes to so many things and you’re going to realize that things weren’t what you always thought they were… they’re better.
Gemini: you are about to feel free. you’re about to go through a year of letting go. you’re going to let go of people who caused you pain in the past, you’re going to let go of shit that messed you up. you’re going to realize that moving forward is the best thing you can do for yourself. you’ll find things that you enjoy doing again this year. you are going to get out of that fog, but don’t completely cross out what brought you here. it’s still a part of you.
Cancer: what a curse it is, to feel so very deeply. oh, but it is also a blessing. this year is going to give you many awakenings. you’re going to use your empathy to your advantage, you’re going to make a change in many peoples lives. seeing someone so authentic like you, gives other people hope that they can open up too, just like you. you’re going to use the things you find the most unappealing about yourself to help other people. it may seem small to you when it happens, but it’s huge. this, for you, is going to be very fulfilling. don’t forget yourself in the process, but remember that what you’re doing is important.
Leo: in 2018, you were lost. you might’ve hit your breaking point and you might’ve thought there was nothing left in you. however, you were just getting started. this year, you will find your fire again. you’ll stand up taller than you ever have and you’ll roar louder than ever. this year, you’re going to learn that you are stronger than you ever believed yourself to be. you’re going to find your confidence again, you’re going to take on this life thing on your own and make it your absolute bitch. the people who left, don’t matter. you’re not going to let them affect you any longer. you’re going to figure out who was always meant to be by your side.
Virgo: this year, positivity is going to be your best friend. you’re so used to things going wrong or not going your way, that you’ve conditioned yourself to think about the worst possible outcomes. but, what if thinking differently was actually the key to everything? you have the power to change your own mindset, and this year, whether you believe it or not, it’s going to happen. you’re going to be so caught up in living life and being busy that suddenly you’ll realize that you aren’t so afraid of being happy anymore. you will flourish, you will get the things you want. all you have to do is keep on believing.
Libra: your worth is greater and bigger than what you think. this year, you’re going to realize this. at some point, you’re going to look at your life and how you let people take advantage of you and you’re finally going to say “no more.” you are wonderful and capable and worthy of all the things you want. you just have to see it for yourself, you have to see that your life should not be lived based on making people happy that wouldn’t do the same for you. it’s going to be an awakening for you, but it’s going to be beautiful.
Scorpio: you are in the midst of chaos right now. you’re thinking that life is always going to be this whirlwind of emotions and that nothing will ever settle down. this year, you’ll find your safe place. the one you can run to when things are going bad. whether that place be an actual place, a hobby, or even a person. it’s going to bring you peace like you’ve never felt before. remember to hold onto it. you’re going to finally let go of that wall you’ve been holding up forever, don’t be alarmed when it comes crashing down. it’s going to be natural.
Sagittarius: what a year you’re going to have. first and most importantly, pure love is in store. this doesn’t have to mean romantic love, but it sure is a possibility. you’ve been holding back for quite some time when it comes to opening up your heart, but thats going to change now. secondly, when you find this love, you’re going to be faced with your natural instinct, which is to run. when this happens, don’t run. you’ll be missing out on a happiness that you haven’t felt before. learning to open up is one of the most important lessons you’ll learn in this life, you have to let it come.
Capricorn: this year, you’re going to end cutting out people and things that don’t make you happy. this is pure self care and the first step to putting yourself first. you tend to not put your needs first too often. you’re no longer going to let everyone walk all over you. you do everything for other people, and this year will be your selfish year. when you find yourself feeling bad about it, don’t. this is the start of something that always needed to happen, and you’ll find yourself much more peaceful if you run with it.
Aquarius: who you are now, might be a stranger by the end of 2019. but doesn’t it always go that way? maybe, but it’s going to be different from what you imagine. you’re going to become stable in who you are. you’re going to suddenly have an understanding of your place in the world, perhaps you might find your purpose. it’s going to come so fast and naturally, that you’re going to question what your world was before this reason for living came along. remember that this is happening for a reason, you are meant to do great things and you’re about to see what all of this means.
Pisces: joy is coming. you’ve had a rough past few years, but this year you’re going to have new beginnings and you’re going to find a new sense of self. you’re going to learn that all the bad things had to happen in order to get to where you are now. don’t try to change the past anymore, or question why certain things had to happen. just focus on here and now because before you know it all of the years are going to pass by. this year is going to be the year that you end up finding the happiness you only felt years ago. enjoy it.
rb with ur sign + what you think nct 127’s best choreo is :^)
love styles
use sun, moon, and Venus.
a psychologist created this concept of love styles that includes: agape, eros, storge, manic, ludic, and pragma.
agape. being selfless in love. it is wanting to suffer before ever seeing your lover suffer. it is bending yourself and sacrificing for the sake of your partner. cancer and pisces.
eros. the passionate love. it needs physical intimacy and needs it quickly, it craves falling in love, and the rush of stereotypical romance. aries, taurus, leo, libra, scorpio
storge. friendship-based love. it is stability and common interests binding two people and love evolving from there. virgo, capricorn, aquarius
manic. possessive and dependent love. it is needing to know everything your partner is doing and needing them in order to feel happy, while willing to be everything for them. aries, taurus, cancer, leo, scorpio
ludic. casual love. it is love comes and goes and should be shared. it is not wanting to be tied down, wanting to have fun, and wanting to experience it with many people as possible. gemini and sagittarius
pragma. practical love. it is check list love, love as a choice. it is if someone truly better comes along, i leave. taurus, virgo, libra, capricorn, aquarius
Signs NOT likely to make the first move
Gemini - their flirty attitude is a part of their personality, but when they do like someone they can be very unsure of what to do, what to feel and all in all afraid to fall in love and commit, not only because of the possibility of boredom in the relationship but their own freedom
Virgo - they are never sure if someone likes them back so they would wait forever for the other person to show(in a very obvious way) that they like them. But no, they will act like a friend even if they are head over heels for you.
Scorpio - although described as very persuasive, they are scared of feelings and would never admit them untill you have their full trust. They are scared to be in love because of their fear of betrayal and aren’t likely to tell you they like you,
Capricorn - very restricted in a lot of areas in their life including love, so if they think you won’t be worth it for the long term they probably won’t initiate anything.
Aquarius- just like the other air signs they can be flirtacious, but in a charming and not romantic way( you could call it being kind and friendly). if they like you, they could make it obvious but don’t expect a date soon because they might have changed their mind
Look at Venus and Mars signs (maybe Moon).
The Signs in the Bedroom
(Use Sun and Mars)
Aries: Very dominant, but not necessarily on top. Very kinky and usually enjoys rough sex as well as some sort of hurt (spanking, choking etc.). Either very into topping or very into bottoming, but still in charge usually. Enjoys public and risky sex and very fast rounds.
Taurus: Service top. Usually more sensual and slow, but as time goes on will reveal that they do possess more kinks than one might think. Into things that make it more intimate (music, face to face, praise) but might also secretly be into things like hair pulling.
Gemini: You never know what you get with Geminis, they are a very dominant top one time and very submissive the next. They adapt to their partner but they always stay very bratty, cocky and playful. Really enjoys dirty talk. Extremely kinky and not ashamed of it. Love being bratty and punished for it.
Cancer: Pillow princess bottoms. Might seem innocent at first glance but definitely into very kinky things (bdsm, degradation, anything you can think of). Despite this, they also enjoy intimate things like praise (usually in mixture with being treated roughly).
Leo: Whiny bottoms or cocky tops. Whether they top or bottom, they want to be praised, told how good they are and definitely want to be complimented on their skills in bed and their bodies. Usually into very rough things but only moderately kinky. Very open for experimentation and wants to try all kinds of things out.
Virgo: Naturally submissive but can be dominant if their partner wishes. Have a huge thing for pleasing their partner and seeing the effects they have on them. Get really turned on by “dirty” and forbidden things. If bottoming, they love to give head and be treated roughly. If topping, has a thing for making someone innocent filthy and being adressed as someone superior.
Libra: Sensual bottoms. Try to be kinky but really aren’t. Usually just want to be intimate with their lover and aren’t huge fans of rougher things. Into intimate positions, atmosphere and sex with clothing on.
Scorpio: Usually dominant tops. With scorpios, it’s always one extreme or the other, so even if they are usually very dominant, they can be very submissive as well. Into all kinds of kinks and definitely into some kind of bdsm.They love power tripping in any kind of way and teasing their partner. Very into rough sex and probably into more violent kinks.
Sagittarius: Verse. This really depends on their partner and the situation and they usually will not want to stay strictly a bottom or top (although Sagittarius mars usually tend to be bratty bottoms). Like adventurous sex, in public and open spaces, doing something risky when they could be caught. Very into playful dirty talk, into fighting for dominance and subtly hinting at sexual things and into the build up before something sexual.
Capricorn: Might appear as someone conservative but is one of the kinkiest signs. Extremely dominant. They love any kind of power tripping, making their partner feel inferior, degradation, humiliating things and dirty talk. Probably wants to have office sex at least once in their life. Very highly into violent things as well and might have a thing for sadism. Very horny although they hide it well. Probably wants to go multiple rounds.
Aquarius: Verse. Aquarians do not conform to expectations, they are always a surprise and aim to be one. They love experimentation and are usually not very into a few kinks but want to try out all of them at least once. Like phone sex,dirty talk and partners that seem out of reach.
Pisces: Very submissive bottoms that aim to please. Their partner’s pleasure is their own pleasure, they get off on pleasing their partner and making them feel good. May be into some uncommon things (feet in particular). Not as kinky as Cancers, but do like to get treated roughly and getting choked.